{"id":9,"date":"2010-09-26T22:18:17","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T03:18:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/?p=9"},"modified":"2011-08-15T20:58:02","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T01:58:02","slug":"overheard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"overheard at Anthrax\/Megadeth\/Slayer"},"content":{"rendered":"
overhead as I was cruising into the ladies’ room past a long line for the men’s room:
\n“you know you’re at the wrong party when this is the situation”<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

overhead as I was cruising into the ladies’ room past a long line for the men’s room: “you know you’re at the wrong party when this is the situation”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[12,5,7],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pearls-of-wisdom","tag-anthrax","tag-megadeth","tag-slayer"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8lEYi-9","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":120,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metalaslife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}